Breaking News: This is some big, big news! The two arch rivals that are Apple and Microsoft have finally moved ahead to bury the hatchet between them and merge together. Scores of unofficial sources are claiming that Apple and Microsoft are merging together to form one company that will no doubt be the granddaddy of all companies, and they're naming it 'MicroApple'
Apple CEO Steve Jobs, who is already having an awesome day after the iPad Nano release, says:
We already the pioneer in making products that are small, tiny and awesomely crap so we thought, why not steal ourselves a name that defines our goal
It is being said that the negotiations between both the companies on terms of merger were surprisingly easy. Sources claim that CEOs of both Apple and Microsoft have such an essential part in common which trumps every other thing, that detailed negotiations were not necessary at all. Steve Jobs and Steve Ballmer were both seen pretty happy after the deal was penned down. Steve Ballmer also said that the statement Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates made about Steve Jobs being a racist, stand nullified after the merger of Apple and Microsoft and the formation of MicroApple. He said that Mr. Gates looks forward to the return of the glory days he shared with Steve Jobs:
Steve Ballmer the CEO of Microsoft revealed what just be the primary reason behind the merger of Apple and Micrsoft:
Well! I love Apples and my name is Steve too. Enough said?
As of now, it looks like Microsoft and Apple, or now MicroApple, is going to have a happy and prosperous future ahead. Our best wishes to the newly formed alliance between two previous arch enemies.